This is my response to the hippy mothers who think everyone on the planet shares in their love of motherhood and suckling their brats. Recently a nurse-in was staged by these militant breeders who think that THEIR rights far outweigh everyone else's just because they are breeders. Um, NO.
I really, truly have nothing against breastfeeding. However, I've worked with the public and I know how these militant breeders behave. I've seen how these madonnas whip out their dripping teats at restaurants and proceed to slap their brat up there with no consideration for the rest of us who have no interest in watching her suckle her brat. There are breast pumps for a reason, you moronic breeder!! No one wants to see your nasty lactating breasts while trying to have a civilised meal!
I've seen these breeders at the restaurant, gagging people around them who have no desire to participate in their parenting. It's called civilisation you frelling hippy!! I've also seen these same women who think that they are beyond reproach just because they've reproduced slap the brat on the dinner table and change a diaper. Oh, yah, that's nice. It's nasty, no one needs that kind of harassment and you should not be out in public if you can't understand that.
The hippy mantra of "it's a natural bodily function" is a crock, too. Last time I checked, burping, farting, pissing, shitting and fucking are also "natural bodily functions", but we don't generally do them at the dining table or while sitting next to a stranger on a plane. (freaks and fetishists exempted, of course)
Militant hippy mothers everywhere need to get a clue. NO ONE cares if you breastfeed or not. I think it's a deep need to have all of society acknowledge how great a mother they are by demostrating the act of nursing in public. These women need psychological help. They clearly have gone over the edge and need to be told how wonderful they are by someone, anyone, so they feel that harassing everyone they possibly can will get them the kudos they deserve.
No one owes you diddly, hippy. GO HOME and drip your breast milk all over your own table. Or use a frelling breast pump like other civilised women and feed your brat from that. Or better yet, leave the brat with a babysitter when you go out so we won't have to deal with the whole nasty mess.
Posted by Misangela at December 2, 2006 05:31 PM | TrackBackNatural bodily function my ass. Yes, I SHIT out of my ass too! Do you see me doing this in public? NO. If you find me pissing in your soda at the greasy spoon, it's just a naturaly bodily function too.
Posted by: Rhonda at December 5, 2006 06:48 PMthis is the kind of shit that makes me almost ashamed to be expecting a child.
i plan to feed the hatchling the free way (formula is frigging pricey) - but i plan to have bottles for public - or the child is a piggy like his/her/its daddy and i run out of bottles, i am sure that there is SOMEWHERE i can go. (i don't really want to breast feed in a public restroom, since most of them are so icky - but macy's has that bumping lounge, so....)
and so help me cosmos, should i ever even look like i'm thinking of changing a diaper on the table (where FOOD is) - you have my express permission to smack me with whatever is handy and ban me until i grow some sense back.
Posted by: caroline at December 7, 2006 05:03 PM